Geeks

Well, here I am again. Have I mentioned the movie I am ... hosting...directing... I really don't  think there's a word for what I'm doing. I am making (this will be the substitute word because there aren't any other words out there) a...Get ready for it....SUPER HERO MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With my two best friends! WooWoo! Partay! Yes. I am geeky. I will give you that. It's a very geeky activity, making a super hero movie with your two equally geeky best friends, on your mother's camcorder. Anyway I have had to BUY a book about special effects (yes, that includes makeup =P) and another book about super hero action sequences! So yeah, it's all about being who I am for me. I actually enjoy being a nerd. I am NOT popular at ALL and I don't want to be. Sure, they get all the guys, but they are lying to themselves about who they are. Plus, when it really comes down to it, those relationships only last about a week or two. Never more. (There's a little Edgar Allen Poe joke for ya).

 So, we all agree, the lesson of the day is to be true to yourself and stand up for what you believe in. If you're a geek and being made fun of, here are some snappy comebacks:


"Ok. But when you guys all jump off a cliff I'll be there to catch you."
"Yeah? Well maybe I'm proud."
And if someone is stealing your lunch...just add a few visine eye drops to your lunch before they take it. (It creates EXPLOSIVE diarrhea, trust me, one time I got some in my mouth and was in the bathroom for HOURS, maybe even days...I could never be sure.)
"Do whatever you want, I'm sure not gonna stop you."
"When you beat me up tomorrow, should I bring a friend?"

These are just a few responses to bullying that I came up with today. So...Good luck! And Goodbye!