Grama's house

Tomorrow, I am told that we have to get up SUPER EARLY to drive to mentally sound Grammy's house. Something worse than getting up late and realizing that you missed breakfast is by far getting up early, but then my mom had to take it up a notch because she thought that early, just wasn't enough torture. Trust. Me. Super Early is.
 
Sadly at G-ma's house I might not have access to this but I am bringing my Laptop to give her Wi-fi a try. I have to bring mine because her computer is too slow for ROADRUNNER! It's like a hundred years old. Seriously though. This is how long it takes to TURN ON. (It takes much less to turn off.)

1. Wake up at dawn
2. Turn it on before you wake up
3. Go upstairs and take a very long shower
4. Go outside on the porch for an hour and eat breakfast.
5. Come inside and take another very long shower
6. Sit in front of the screen in an annoyed position for two hours
7. Take a nap for half an hour
8. Wake up and realize it's time for lunch
9. Have a movie lunch complete with root beer floats for two hours and thirty minutes
10. Go to the computer and open the internet.
11. Groan loudly
12. Repeat all steps

It takes about half an hour to turn off. I'm DEFINITELY bringing my laptop!